1. Real first name, Country, Age and Year starting AOK/AOC online.

David, Canada, 2002

2. Hobbies besides AOC.

Graphic design, soccer

3. Favourite map in CS, favourite clan in AOC. Least favourite known map, least favourite clan.

My favourite map changes every couple of months.....right now its probably uruk hai td.

Least favourite known map is KM.....it ****ing sucks sean

My least favourite clan of all time is probably LC. 99% of LC players were absolute trash, and yet you always had to listen to them blabber about how great everyone in their clan was.

4. Hardest opponent you've played in AOC. (Can be different opponents over different maps/eras)

Mazon was ****ing tough, I could never beat that guy at anything. Fish is pretty tough in euro 1v1....Damian is also pretty tough to beat in 1v1

5. Most memorable AOC match played.

I remember me and G4MBl4 beat a couple xl members in a 2v2 bo5 in 2004 or something.....still remember that pretty well

6. Favourite member in ViCiouS.

WTF......john....or matt.....or santi.....or psi......or ben.....or mike.....or tom....or archy.....I dont ****ing know. How the **** are you gonna ask that question.

7. How long did you think ViCiouS would honestly last? Did you think it would ever get to the heights that it did?

I didn't think aoc would last past 2009 so anything past that point is a surprise to me.

8. Favourite AOC meme, with meme attached.

Eot memes are the best







9. Who is your token Mexican of the clan? (Santi, Hydra, Tra, Matt)

Sorry tra.....but santi has been my sombrero for many years

10. Have you ever beaten Hoodlum in a 1v1 Graves/Khans match.

Affirmative

11. Does LOTR count as an all-rounder map in CS?

Of course it does you ****ing ****

12. Favourite **** personality in AOC?

John is the best.....no comparison to snowz

13. What song best describes your gamestyle?

Wreaking Ball - Miley Cyrus

14. How do you make a tuna sandwich?

1 part canadian 1 part aussie ginger and 1 part mexican.......stir until smooth

15. If you were 80 years old, what would you tell your children?

That 90% of smurfs are fish

16. Have you ever faked an orgasm while masturbating?

I haven't quite reached that level of lazy yet. When I do, I'll let you know.

17. What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe in?

Brad Pitt = snowz?

18. Add a photo you're happy to share here.

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1. Real first name, Country, Age and Year starting AOK/AOC online.

Ben. Australia. 24. 2004.

2. Hobbies besides AOC.

Massive Liverpool FC fan, love my football, tennis and most other sports. Big lover of metal music.

3. Favourite map in CS, favourite clan in AOC. Least favourite known map, least favourite clan.

Europe for all time. Used to love Smosh and Germs. ViCiouS favourite clan.

Least favourite map besides CBA Hero and trashy AOK maps would be Spider.

4. Hardest opponent you've played in AOC. (Can be different opponents over different maps/eras)

In Europe would be either Denn or DD. Smosh would be either Vicer or Metal, though Damian had strongest end game out of everyone. Germs there's so little between everyone who was good. Crescent and Tragic would be the two I enjoyed playing against the most.

As for TG, 7th weren't bad with Dot and company. Eot_ when they had Charlie and Sean. LC never fazed me except for Smosh, they were generally the good games we had.

5. Most memorable AOC match played.

Really hard to say, have had so many good games over the years. I would have to say a 4hr marathon where Marauder and I fought a 3-4v2 against quality known players, and Dave's job was the hold the bridge 11.

6. Favourite member in ViCiouS.

Tough call, would have to be Crescent.

7. How long did you think ViCiouS would honestly last? Did you think it would ever get to the heights that it did?

6 months or something. Blunt and I made it to just play games together in Europe and some CS. We invited people like Crescent and Convict and it just grew.

8. Favourite AOC meme, with meme attached.









9. Who is your token Mexican of the clan? (Santi, Hydra, Tra, Matt)

Hydra did sound like Yoda, and Tra is like the baby of ViCiouS. Got to be Santiago though.

10. Have you ever beaten Hoodlum in a 1v1 Graves/Khans match.

Best Khans win ever, besides a certain Khans final versus some guy who got fat off fries.

11. Does LOTR count as an all-rounder map in CS?

Not if Icey designed it.

12. Favourite **** personality in AOC?

Kittencakes for sure, all that fallout was a hilarity.

13. What song best describes your gamestyle?

All My Friends Are Dead - Turbonegro.

14. How do you make a tuna sandwich?

Ask Hoodlum to do it.

15. If you were 80 years old, what would you tell your children?

Do not click on a link that Donnie sends you that requires urgent attention, you'll regret it.

16. Have you ever faked an orgasm while masturbating?

In order not to feel shame when cleaning up after.

17. What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe in?

Powermoon is Fish.

18. Add a photo you're happy to share here.

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1. Real first name, Country, Age and Year starting AOK/AOC online.

Alex, USA, 21, 2003?

2. Hobbies besides AOC.

LoL – it’s more of an addiction really, send help
soccer

3. Favourite map in CS, favourite clan in AOC. Least favourite known map, least favourite clan.

Spider, original _sN_

Archers Blood, eot – the clan that thinks warring involves only talking about it and playing no actual maps #shotsfired

4. Hardest opponent you've played in AOC. (Can be different opponents over different maps/eras)

_sN_GoD – this guy really lived up to his name and I actually consider him to be the best player ever. I don’t know if he was a or not, but no one has impressed me more than him.

5. Most memorable AOC match played.

Before the zone got shut down, a lot of the oldschool players came back for one last hurrah and I had a final 1v1 germs against mazon.
He kicked my ass as he always did but that’s beside the point.

6. Favourite member in ViCiouS.

Is psi still in vicious/alive? That’s my answer regardless.

7. How long did you think ViCiouS would honestly last? Did you think it would ever get to the heights that it did?

I joined after said heights so I expected it to last for a long time and am happy it did.
Retirement Home 4 lyfe.

8. Favourite AOC meme, with meme attached.


Oh god the number of times I’ve done this.

9. Who is your token Mexican of the clan? (Santi, Hydra, Tra, Matt)

Tra
10. Have you ever beaten Hoodlum in a 1v1 Graves/Khans match.

I don’t remember ever playing him in graves and if I have that must mean I blocked it out. As for khans, I honestly don’t remember.

11. Does LOTR count as an all-rounder map in CS?

No comment.

12. Favourite **** personality in AOC?

damian
13. What song best describes your gamestyle?

It’s so tempting to Rick Roll here, but I’ll just go with this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

14. How do you make a tuna sandwich?

Pay me and I’ll show you in person.

15. If you were 80 years old, what would you tell your children?

Stop freaking out about what’s in the trashcan; I can take dumps where I want because I’m old and senile. You'll understand one day.

16. Have you ever faked an orgasm while masturbating?

What are we talking about here, within the past hour or…

17. What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe in?

That Elvis isn’t dead and he lives alongside bigfoot on the moon (which we never landed on). Also, the Egyptians never built the pyramids. It was actually a single alien ghost rooster the whole time.
Now you know.

18. Add a photo you're happy to share here.

Took a bathroom selfie just for you guys --- best zoolander face and all

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1. Real first name, Country, Age and Year starting AOK/AOC online.

Matt, England, (I was told there would be no maths) approx 2003

2. Hobbies besides AOC.

Irresponsible spending, architecture and graphics (im better than dave), Gym, FOOTBALL, gaming.

3. Favourite map in CS, favourite clan in AOC. Least favourite known map, least favourite clan.

Dont care what anyone says, will play competitive smosh untill dawn, most fun so favourite I guess. I really like europe, just wish I could play it, coming up shortly after would be germs and gwarz.

Least favourite known map is archer blood, its like something you make when you learn how to make your first trigger, then suddenly its a map, NO no its not.

Favourite clan, PQWeR had some good memories, so did the clan with the other matt (fromhell) where we played 2v2 some archer map with horses than spin in circles like distracting, we played that all day, that was a good clan. Vicious always though as you guys took me john and psi into your rehabilitation center, MHC had good memories, can we do lists? its too hard picking a single one.


Least favourite clan, hmm probally Eaglez clan way back in my first clan XplosiV, we had a stern rivalry with them it was basically a full on war everyday, the hatred ran real deep. I cant remember any recent clans recently, it was LC soon after.

4. Hardest opponent you've played in AOC. (Can be different opponents over different maps/eras)

I feel as if i will probaly never beat damian in a 1v1, anything ever so him.

5. Most memorable AOC match played.

Competitive matches lots of old 4v4s when there were 2 active blood clans, not wars because they are too hyped just random games at 2am with bragging rights at stake.

6. Favourite member in ViCiouS.

Worst question ever, Ben nurtured me when I was a nub and invested a lot of time in me, john, dave and psi favourite fun members, others also but not played most recently with them.

7. How long did you think ViCiouS would honestly last? Did you think it would ever get to the heights that it did?

I thought it would eventually die out after about 2 years when everyone found a nice new clan to join for fun, but bloods took a turn for the worse and it seemed pointless, then a load of deserters left us for another clan (was it dave and some other trouble causers? ) and I thought it was the end, but were still here.

8. Favourite AOC meme, with meme attached.



I think?

9. Who is your token Mexican of the clan? (Santi, Hydra, Tra, Matt)

Santra (hybrid) like doubling up the guacamole then the cool dip.

10. Have you ever beaten Hoodlum in a 1v1 Graves/Khans match.

Is the pope jewish?

11. Does LOTR count as an all-rounder map in CS?

It does indeed require many different qualities (perseverance, attention to the ring, knowing your taunts)

12. Favourite **** personality in AOC?

What is this four letter expletive? ****, **** ****, twat, tuna? dave is tuna.

13. What song best describes your gamestyle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

14. How do you make a tuna sandwich?

2 part tuna 1 part sweetcorn 1/2 part mayonaise. of course and a dash of lemon.

15. If you were 80 years old, what would you tell your children?

Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice. Bens an outlaw, dave loves syrup. Cres likes things a foot long.

16. Have you ever faked an orgasm while masturbating?

Ben trying to add in the random self help question thinking we wont notice? I dunno ben personally I dont think its normal, maybe too much DIY.

17. What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe in?

Dogs cant look up.

18. Add a photo you're happy to share here.

This beauty.



Somewhere, somewhere, field, 2014

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1. Real first name, Country, Age and Year starting AOK/AOC online.
Mike, USA, 26, 2001

2. Hobbies besides AOC.
Work in a hospital, play ice hockey, dolphins, fishing, scuba diving, golf

3. Favorite map in CS, favorite clan in AOC. Least favorite known map, least favorite clan.
My favorite map is khans.
My favorite clan was xGp (an old grave blood clan).
Least favorite map is SS or Dome.
Least favorite clan was PDQ.

4. Hardest opponent you've played in AOC. (Can be different opponents over different maps/eras)
sirred300 - khans
gXs_PiNg - graves

5. Most memorable AOC match played.
5 1/2 hour 1v1 grave blood vs gxs_ping. He had 170 hp, i had 1500 hp.. lost because i didn't set units on stand ground for a block.

6. Favorite member in ViCiouS.
Always liked playing TGs with Tom

7. How long did you think ViCiouS would honestly last? Did you think it would ever get to the heights that it did?
I don't even know why i joined. I never even liked being in clans.

8. Favourite AOC meme, with meme attached
meme

9. Who is your token Mexican of the clan? (Santi, Hydra, Tra, Matt)
Santi always

10. Have you ever beaten Hoodlum in a 1v1 Graves/Khans match.
Graves - IMPULSE, MarMat, PiNg, bLuNt, Apples
Khans - Ben, Dave, Charlie, Zola, sirred, Mazon, Louis, Tom

11. Does LOTR count as an all-rounder map in CS?
no

12. Favorite **** personality in AOC?
seans team strategizing. not

13. What song best describes your gamestyle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvpUClma7MQ

14. How do you make a tuna sandwich?
how did this even start

15. If you were 80 years old, what would you tell your children?
Get busy living or get busy dying

16. Have you ever faked an orgasm while masturbating?
no

17. What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe in?
there is life on other planets

18. Add a photo you're happy to share here.

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